## Motivation and Context
The TLS test broke. Why? Because Bad SSL stopped working.

Why did BadSSL stop working? Because it used an ancient version of ruby
and it couldn't install packages anymore.

So I:
- Got it working on a newer version of ruby
- But that only work on Ubuntu 22.04.
- The version of nginx/openssl that you can install on 22.04 version
actually serve these terrible certificates.

So instead, we compile nginx and openssl from source.

I also fixed things up so they won't fail silently in the future.
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## Description
Mostly just sadness.

## Testing
The check passes again.

## Checklist
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- [ ] I have updated `CHANGELOG.next.toml` if I made changes to the
smithy-rs codegen or runtime crates
- [ ] I have updated `CHANGELOG.next.toml` if I made changes to the AWS
SDK, generated SDK code, or SDK runtime crates

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